KP says you are out of shape when..
Posted By: anew
Date: Friday, 14 November 2008, at 3:19 p.m.
a. A 40 minute run on the beach leads to hallucinations so severe that the handsome maori man running towards you in a flouroscent orange vest looks like KPs brother...
b. The first 5.2K masters swim, done on your own time, reminds you of your favourite saying "look alive" and leads to one day of bed-rest with high fever.
c. Your new Indian-man roommate refuses to talk back to you in Hindi and that seems so funny that you believe its karma that you are living with such roommate in a house with a huge tree in the backyard (useful for running around to Bollywood tunes, with afore-mentioned Indian roomie).
d. Said Indian roomie also says "this channel is for Hollywoods" and this leads you to giggle like a 2 year old trying to pretend to be getting over said fever.
e. You start imagining a life of happily-ever-after, being a good Punjabi housewife making your cute little kids daal and roti.
f. Triathlon seems like a Latin term for the concept of "the world is too big for people to give a hoo-ha about this sport".
g. You go back to the pool anyway as you still like the color, clear blue.
Stay tuned for more tales of Bollywoods
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